6 fictional girly businesses full of whimsy and unrealistic notions.
You know it. It’s the ultimate escapism for aspiring businesses owners. You are watching a film and suddenly feel full of romantic notions of how wonderful being your own boss might be. I totally had it too before I took the plunge. Now I ask questions like ‘Who’s doing the accounting for this sham?’ and ‘No way would their turnover support their premises’ and occasionally ‘She works like 2 hours a day she’s owns thirty pairs of Bhlaniks!’ (I’m looking at you Bradshaw).
It’s always usually followed by a little stabby growl.
But not to be a total sourpuss and in the true spirit of fun on a Monday morning lets look at six of the best fictional sisters doin it for themselves and why it all seems so appealing…
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Twister

Running around the country looking a little bit grubby but cool and very cute whilst chasing storms for your job. Stopping for lunch at your sweet old aunts house, getting the guy and literally watching your evil competitors/copiers get blown up. It’s the dream people.
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Will and Grace

I would be be walking on air if I had a Manhattan design business that I ran myself solely (discounting the drunk assistant who come in to amuse me for no pay) and yet be able to afford an amazing studio in the heart of the city not work all that often, be home in time to play pictionery and lounge about in my jams. What’s not to love?!
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Romy and Michelle

What luck that your high school crush has more money than sense and loans it to you and your bestie to open a shop in Beverly Hills of all places. It’s busy too by the looks of it. No admin, no accounting, no stock taking - just a lot of fun and scarf folding. Hurrah. Much more chic than inventing post-its.
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You’ve got Mail

It’s all just so romantic it should be in soft focus. So sweet it will make your eyes water and you know you let out a little heartless chuckle when she goes under. But lets face it - the whole business should have all girls cooing in delight especially when she wears a princess hat and tells the well behaved kiddies a magical story. Well Kathleen you’re in the real world now - stop all the twee twirling nonsense and go and stack some shelves like the rest of us.
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Enchanted

I think I’d dance and clap all day with a massive premises like that in New York City and life can be pretty beautiful when you can get pigeons and rodents to be part of your work force. It looks like a small animal sweat shop in there. Don’t even get me started on how she managed to get a work visa.
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Sex and the City

You can almost hear the real-life PRs tutting with the absurdity of it all. PR is just a big party right? Money is thrown at you? You have amazing clothes, apartment in the trendiest part of the city, you attend all the fabulous events you ‘work’ at and date (ahem) all your clients right? RIGHT?… No?…. Really?… damn.

I could mention Bradshaw too but we’ve already been over this disgrace of a freelancer before. See here.
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The one that re-buffs the trend: Bridesmaids

You really just want this one to work. You spend the whole film willing her to go back into business and although the end is great it really needed the re-opening of Cake Baby to make it complete. Bring back Cake Babyyyy.
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There’s my faves. If you are a boy the same whimsy applies with Jerry Maguire, Forrest Gump, Ghost busters, Batman and Tony Stark. All pretty cool and made a ton of fictional cash doing amazing stuff that boys love (I would like to be the first girl Ghost buster though).
All us real business owners know life is not quite like it is depicted in our favorite films and on TV shows. We work ridiculously hard, we work long long hours, we never truly switch off and we have times when we wonder why we do it… but of course there are always plenty of those whimsical moments when we realise our dreams have become real.
L xx
Posted on Monday, April 8th 2013
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